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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:40
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No way
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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